Before I do this post let me explain what shall go on in morning posts.
Absolutely anything I want to happen.
Whatever happens I’m sure it’ll be a little refreshing and enjoyable. Enjoy your cup of morning post!
First things first. Jolly cooperation and praise the sun!
Good morning fellow bloggers lets start off with a random song from which to create atmosphere with. Today it will be
‘Coming Home’ by Goldfish I hope you en-
RANDOM ENEMY USED FISH SLAP!
Oh crap! it’s the YOLO boys! It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this!
Item received! Mutemath CD
+5 Good Taste -30 Brainwash +50% Nicki Minaj resistance
Item received! Northface Jacket
+ 2 Defense +60% Cold Resistance +5 Style
Passive: Takes 5% total wealth every paycheck. Stacks until wealth taken amounts to $180
Now go! Destroy those disappointments to society!
You used Maturity!
Critical hit! +200% Reason to Speech
YOLO boys used Call of Duty ‘Skills’!
+20 Ego Boost +200 HP + 50% Resistance to all Adult Spells!
You used Honed Gaming Skills!
+150% Effect from 15+ Years of Gaming!
YOLO boys used Rage Quit!
Enemy inflicted -100 HP to self!
Enemy defeated! You win!
LVL UP! +5 Respect +3 Fit +10 Troll Resistance
Cool Story, Bro!
+100% Cool Stories!
Well you definitely taught those kids a thing or two.
Get yourself a cup of joe, or take a shower. I dunno, do what you do to wake yourself up today.
It’s another great day to be alive and so much adventure awaits today, I can feel it!
New Mission! Enjoy Day. Reward: +100 EXP
Do not worry about what yesterday brought for today is a day anew. I hope you enjoyed today’s Cup of Morning.
Til next time,